In the fourth episode of “South Park” Season 27, Satan reveals he is pregnant with Donald Trump‘s baby while South Park Elementary is enveloped in Labubu mania.
The episode opens with two South Park Elementary students fist-fighting over whose Labubus are legit, and the new school counselor, Jesus Christ, has to step in to resolve the conflict. A staff meeting is called in the wake of the incident, and Jesus is the only one still in the dark over the red-hot Chinese accessory. Jesus’ co-worker plays a Labubu unboxing video to catch him up to speed.
“Hey, guys, this is another Labubu unboxing video,” says South Park Elementary student Kelly Bronson in her latest TikTok. “I got this Labubu online. I’m pretty sure it’s not a Lafufu. I got the QR code right here. We’re gonna see what we got. Hope it’s a rare one.”
Luckily for Kelly, it is a rare one, and she screams in delight. “Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Okay, okay, let’s start the ritual.”
Kelly then draws a pentagram on the floor of her bedroom and places her Labubu in the center. After vomiting chicken blood on top of the toy, it comes to life as if in a found footage nightmare.
Meanwhile, Fox News is trying desperately to answer the question: “Is Donald Trump fucking Satan?” A gaggle of Fox reporters meets Trump and his rumored beau outside of Air Force One to find out.
“No! I’m not fucking Satan!” Trump screams. Satan backs him up, “We’re just sort of hanging out.” Fox News doesn’t buy it, and as the pair walks away, one reporter remarks, “That guy’s definitely fucking Satan. What a stud.”
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In the climax of the episode, a group of girls uses a rare Labubu for another ritual, but are disappointed when they accidentally summon Trump and the Prince of Darkness. As they make their exit, Jesus confronts the Devil, demanding he leave Earth and take the evil Labubu’s with him. But Satan can’t leave for a very important reason.
“You think I don’t want to leave? I am bound to him!” Satan says. “I want to leave him, but I can’t because I’m pregnant. I am forced to stay in this situation for several more years.”
Trump has been unable to escape the crosshairs of Trey Parker and Matt Stone in “South Park” Season 27, which has delivered a relentless bashing to the president. Last week’s episode, “Sickofancy,” saw the president accepting bribes from a long line of politicians, each reassuring him he doesn’t have a small penis as they handed over their gifts. The episode before that, “Got a Nut,” saw Trump in a “Fantasy Island” parody, trying to lure in Mr. Mackey for a threesome with himself and his reluctant lover, Satan.
The White House fired back at the show after Season 27’s explosive premiere, which featured the first (of many) instances of Trump begging for sex from the Devil, as well as a deep-faked PSA of the president with a talking micro penis.
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years they have come after ‘South Park’ for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” said White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers. “Just like the creators of ‘South Park,’ the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.”
Trump’s allies have also caught strays. “Got a Nut” portrayed Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, as the puppy murdering leader of ICE with a face that repeatedly melts off due to failing plastic surgery. Noem slammed the episode as “so lazy” and “petty.”
“It’s always the liberals and the extremists who do that,” Noem said on Glenn Beck’s radio show. “If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t, they just pick something petty like that.”
From Variety US